I shake you warmly by the hand,
and humbly welcome you to Trousies!
We're dandy as fuck.
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I Can’t Even
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I’m Dying
I am so fucking sick, it’s not even remotely funny. My head is all stuffy, my sinuses are on fire, my throat is… doing surprisingly well given the circumstances. I’m cheering for it to stay as pain free throughout the duration my sickness. It may actually pull through. The rest of my body, however, will need to be set on fire and stomped out repeatedly before I will concede to forgive its numerous transgressions.
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O’ Canada!
I’m in Canada, bitches. It’s weird and fantastic and so fucking pretty I can’t even stand it. Boyfriendface is at work, which sucks, but he has given me tasks for the day and I shall abide. One of them happened to be updating my blog as I failed to yesterday while basking the glory of being in a house with no gatos to drive me crazy. So, here we go!
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Good Morning, Starshine!
Hello everyone. It’s Friday. I’m losing my mind. My flight leaves tomorrow and I’m panicking and geeking out and most panicking and it’s fantastic. I’m sure there are a few absent commas in that last sentence, but I refuse to give a fuck. I’m leaving California, bitches! Ahhhhhhhh!
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Thursday
I’m too tired to panic anymore. I’ve been swamped with the oddest tasks for the last few days. Packing, cleaning, dealing with psycho family members. The thoughts that had me panicked have drifted away from the forefront of my mind, thank God, and I’ve been able to focus on what I need to get done; both here and there.
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Lovely Bullshit
It is currently the 29th of April. I leave for Calgary in six days. I cannot even begin to describe what I’m feeling right now.
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FFS
I have tried to write this post like ten times today. It’s 10:30 right now, and damn it I’m going to get this done before I pass out! Let’s do this shit.
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My Poor Puppy
Today my doggy died.
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Oh Dear God
I don’t even know.
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Stochasticity
In other words, I have nothing important to share.